it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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