Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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