Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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