well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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