Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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