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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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