I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
