Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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