Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
