it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
