ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
okay pat passed out under dana's car
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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