Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
