Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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