Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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