she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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