you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
