Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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