a queef is a wish your heart makes.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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