Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Randomize
