I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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