Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You are a genius and a whore.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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