It's just like the Real World with babies
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
