if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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