According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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