i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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