I heard we made out
I have demons in me.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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