I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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