Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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