Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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