I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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