I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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