Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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