You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Randomize
