I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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