It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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