South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm at about main and main street
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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