Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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