Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
