I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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