Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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