i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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