I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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