Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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