I want to stick my p in your. b.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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