i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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