Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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