you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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