this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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