I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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