Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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