if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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