Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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