i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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