We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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